Anonymous asked:
Why did you ask out your gf?

Because that’s what you do when you want to go out with someone. Retard.

Seeing a fight on facebook

most-awkward-moments:

Studies show that this blog develops ab muscles due to excessive laughter.

(Source: awkwardrabbit)


Garcon: It’s not like that though, is it?
David: What do you mean?
Garcon: Well, to be honest, I think that arguing couples are healthier.
David: What? That makes no sense.
Garcon: Think about it. Those couples that you always hear have been arguing all the time, or have been shouting at each other for ages. They’re the better couples.
David: How do you figure that?
Garcon: Because they’re still together.

Anonymous asked:
whats crackalackin lulu!

Not much…Year 11…?

Anonymous asked:
ABII IS MINE BACK OFF LULU!

Pfft. You haven’t got a chance.